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in 7th grade i was sitting in math class and i got a random boner so ya know i tried to hide it with my hands and stuff but my teacher thought i was texting in class so she came over to me and reached into my lap for my phone which actually wasn’t there and she touched my boner and then just walked away

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When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post


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they got mad

Yeah because the song isn’t about literally waking up, it’s about the death of the lead singer’s father.

The death that coincided with one of the worst terror attacks on america that literally changed the way we lived, and life hasnt gone back to normal so september hasnt ended.

what the fuck does that have to do with his father’s death his father died like 20 years before 9/11?? I’m literally laughing because shoving 9/11 into this is so worthless and bizarre wha t the fuck

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instagram: @lostpetal

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Stuffed Mushrooms Parmigiana.

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He Has Risen

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fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know


sometimes you get so close to a person you forget you’re telling them things you’ve never even said out loud before

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