Fun fact telling me not to worry is not going to cure my anxiety!
*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato
"sir we don’t serve that"
don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram
i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier
why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail