Oink oink. #food

toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

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fuckgasm:

even my friends aren’t my friends

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cakejam:

when there’s no food in the fridge

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cracked:

A lot of you fellas need to hear this message. That’s why we’re having as many attractive female comedians as possible deliver it.

10 Creepy Comments That Only Women Get On the Internet

  • boys: if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
  • boys: please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me

squiglet:

Ok I don’t usually post porn but this is amazing.