He Has Risen

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fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know


sometimes you get so close to a person you forget you’re telling them things you’ve never even said out loud before

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love love love

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You know that feeling you get when you really like someone and you hold their hand for the first time? How it just feels so satisfying to know they have the same feelings for you? It feels like a sexual release. It’s such a light, timid hand hold. Like, they can let go easily if they want and you can too but you both try so hard to hold onto each other so lightly. It just feels so innocent and right. Literally one of the best feelings in the world.

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no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed


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stop what you’re doing and adore me

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Will Ferrell confirms Mugatu will return for Zoolander 2

Will Ferrell has given an update on the long-awaited Zoolander 2, and confirms that super-villain Mugatu will be returning for round two…

A decision was made (part 2) at Walmart this time. Who needs BBQ when you have a sweet novel about riding (full pun intended) a cowboy.

#wcw to the most amazing and perfect girl in the world. I love her more than anything in the entire world and she makes me so happy. You just want to pinch her cute ass cheeks *-* @_laurentheparawhore_


*gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one

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♡ love, sex, kissing, and more ♡

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