#wcw to the most amazing and perfect girl in the world. I love her more than anything in the entire world and she makes me so happy. You just want to pinch her cute ass cheeks *-* @_laurentheparawhore_

tylerchokely:

*gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one

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n4ughty-y:

♡ love, sex, kissing, and more ♡

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astonishingly:

buffering more like suffering

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massiv3:

Fun fact telling me not to worry is not going to cure my anxiety!

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sluttydilf:

Nurse Joy here I come 😍

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codeinewarrior:

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

"sir we don’t serve that"

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram

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waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

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fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 

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averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

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beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

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